Bill has always loved comedy, though he never realized that he wanted to perform
comedy. But one day, after nearly killing a guy with 40 items going through the 7 items
express checkout ahead of him, Bill thought that perhaps it's better to laugh than suffer
a stress-induced stroke. He realized that this was his chance to give something back,
to observe the world's absurdities, and to share them with the world (and in the
process get grocery stores to crack down on flagrant abuse of the express items
lines).